Hello from Dr. Bookspan

Thank you for inquiring for professional time.

Hundreds of mails arrive daily asking for detailed replies.
I don't have a salary from any company. Answering mail is during my own time.
(If you are hiring where I can write and help people all day, let me know).

"Science is a wonderful thing, if one does not have to earn one's
living from it."
- Albert Einstein

Thank you for using the donation box:

• Everyone is welcome to get care for whatever they can pay. The donation box has a place to write your questions. Your e-mail will come straight to me.
• Choose $10, $25, $40, $100, or put the amount the answers are worth to you in the donation box.
• Or put an amount covering the many (many) years of post-graduate schooling and years (years) in the lab to unlearn that party-line schooling, and do research to learn the real information.
• Or put the amount it would take to get a detailed written reply from your doctor or other practitioner:

Sliding scale available when accompanied by funny jokes (clean only), success stories, professional barter, and air tickets to come teach at your beach location.

Laugh While You Learn: Use this Handy Donation Estimation Sheet
Write your question and check the price of the word or phrase below to determine Donation Box total:

Back …$1 for first occurrence and $ .25 for each additional occurrence.
Chiropractor says …$20/use
My yoga teacher, Alexander/Feldenkreis worker (that I pay weekly but I still have pain) says …$10/use
Should I … $20/use
How many …. $20/use
You’re wrong … $30 for first occurrence and $100 for each additional occurrence.

Asking me to write and mail you answers that are in my free website articles… $20
Reading the free articles, then asking me to write you the same answers… $50
Asking what page in the book your information is on. Getting an old edition or the wrong book because it was cheaper… $30
Getting the electronic (e-book) edition because it was cheaper. Then complaining it will not print (ebooks do not print), or your back hurts to sit and read it…. $50
Asking me to work, free, because you spent a lot on special beds, treatments, yoga, and paying others…. $100

Thank you … you may subtract $2
You are right … you may subtract $2/use
Because of your work, I see why I don't need a chiropractor… you may subtract $10
Because of your wonderful articles, I now see causes of my pain and how to stop pain at the cause… you may subtract $20
My surgeon didn't believe you, but now wants to purchase your books because I fixed my pain using your work… no donation required.

If you are (another) reporter asking me to write an article for you, answering your questions point by point, by your deadline any minute now, put an amount equal to how good you want the article to be. If you put your own name on my article, add $200 to the base amount. If you take my words out of context making them appear wrong, add another $500. If you will change the facts back to the same wrong ones you wanted in the first place, like last time, that incurs infinite recurring charge.

Or:
Get the BOOKS to empower yourself to fix your own pain and have a fun healthy smarter life.

Read free SUMMARY ARTICLES to get yourself started.

Take CLASSES and WORKSHOPS to learn in person.

See the DANCING PENGUIN