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Thank you for using the donation box:
Everyone is welcome to get care even without insurance. The donation box has a place to write your questions. Your e-mail will come straight to me. Choose $35, $50, $100, or put the amount you want the answers to be worth, in the donation box. Or put an amount covering the many (many) years of post-graduate schooling and years (years) in the lab to unlearn that party-line schooling, and do research to learn the real information.- Or put the amount it would take to get a detailed written reply from your doctor or other practitioner.
If you are (another) reporter asking me to write an article for you, answering your questions point by point, by your deadline any minute now, put an amount equal to how good you want the article to be. If you put your own name on my article, add $200 to the base amount. If you take my words out of context making them appear wrong, add another $500. If you will change the facts back to the same wrong ones you wanted in the first place, like last time, that incurs infinite recurring charge:
Sliding scale available when accompanied by funny jokes (clean only), success stories, professional barter, flattery, and air tickets to come teach at your beach location.
Laugh While You Learn: Use this Handy
Donation Estimation Sheet
Write your question and check the price of the word or phrase below
to determine Donation Box total:
Back …$1 for first occurrence and $ .25 for each additional occurrence.
My yoga teacher, Alexander/Feldenkreis worker, chiropractor (that I continually
pay but I still have pain) says …$20/use
Saying, "I'm doing the exercises now tell me why it hurts to bend wrong"…
$20/use
You’re wrong … $30 for first occurrence and $100 for each additional
occurrence.
Asking me to write and mail you answers that are in my free
website articles… $20
Reading the free articles, then asking me to write you the same answers…
$50
Asking what page in the book your information is on. Getting an old edition
or the wrong book because it was cheaper… $30
Getting the electronic (e-book) edition because it was cheaper. Then complaining
it will not print (ebooks do not print), or your back hurts to sit and read
it…. $50
Asking me to work, free, because you spent a lot on special beds, treatments,
yoga, and paying others…. $100
Thank you … you may subtract $20
You are right … you may subtract $2/use
Because of your work, I see why I don't need a chiropractor… you may subtract
$20
Because of your wonderful hard work, I now see causes of my pain and how to
stop pain at the cause… you may subtract $20
My surgeon didn't believe you, but now wants to purchase your books because
I fixed my pain using your work… no donation required.
Or:
Get the BOOKS to empower yourself to fix your own pain
and have a fun healthy smarter life.
Read free SUMMARY ARTICLES to get yourself started.
Take CLASSES and WORKSHOPS to learn in person.
Put something in the donation box for all that is already on this website, just to help you. Feels good!
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